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Christmas time, oh Christmas time, what a time to wear nonsense. Forget that ugly sweater. Suit up and take over the party Stinson-style with this amazingly horrendous selection of Christmas suits. Even grandma wouldn't think of buying you these.

Can you prove you are NOT the father? It won't be easy and you won't be able to do it alone. You'll have to win the favor of the audience as you navigate the tricky waters and avoid pulling that fateful card that will damn you for the next 18 years. Tread carefully, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

Cat's are just as much our best friends as our dogs. So much so that you may just find that your feline friend has been copying your style. Or did they just come that way? Was there a subconscious superficial connection when you picked up your kitty because they happened to look like you? This book explores the similarities and they are stark.

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For every moment we lack as humans to fulfill our basic requirements, there's a robot to pick up our slack. This robot will keep your pet entertained and fed while you're busy with whatever you're doing. When you inevitably miss your pet, you can interact with them through the robot, using the magic of the internet and apps.

Wearing underwear every day causing you unwanted stress? We understand; those sweaty summer days can really get to ya. How nice it would be to let the air flow freely through the nether regions. But what happens when you urgently realize you need a pair of tidy widdies? You break open a box of emergency underpants.

Leave your money lying around at your own risk. Rumor has it, there's a little panda bear that lives inside the box and he has quite the penchant for loose change. If you're patient enough, you might just catch him quickly coming up out of the box and snatching your loot.

They say you're fives time's more likely to be struck by lightning than win the lottery. Heck, there's even more of a chance you could date a supermodel compared to winning the lottery. So really, what does your next target have to lose when you hand these fake lottery tickets. If anything, at least everyone win's a nice laugh.

As if game night wasn't chaotic enough already, now you can legally throw object across the room at other players and not be called a sore loser who ruins everything. That's right you cool cats, the disorderly creators of Exploding Kittens have unleashed another bizarro game for our party-stopping pleasure.

Saddle up, buckaroo, it's going to be a long night. You're the sheriff of this party, and so it's your duty to make sure everyone is absolutely plastered by the time they were supposed to leave town. That also means you're in charge of making sure no one drinks and drives, but you already knew that.

Who wouldn't want a little black cat creeping out from above your closest to hold onto their clothes. Just like the real thing, these over-the-door hangers grab onto your clothes and never let them go. Luckily, these don't have sharp claws that create little holes in your favorite shirt, but they still get the job done.

Make every day electric! Make a statement with your facial accessories. Those baby-blue medical masks are effective and all but ouf, what a fashion faux pas. Stand out and then some with these eye-entrancing LED masks that keep you stylishly safe.

Set the parenting bar as low as it can possibly go with this book of terrible parenting advice that might actually work. In all fairness, everyone is parenting wrong, so what do you really have to lose?

There's nothing like a good book that reflects exactly how you feel and puts it into words that you would have otherwise gotten fired for saying yourself. Not only is it a great read to remind yourself that you aren't the only one who hates your co-workers, it doubles as a great office party gift for whoever you detest dearly.

The Dark Knight rose 80 years ago, and hasn't so much as took a nap since. Whether you were there to pick up the very first issue of the caped detective or you've just jumped on the bandwagon, there's something in this crate for every fan. And just like the masked man himself, you aren't exactly sure what's inside the box, but that's what makes it exciting.

Punctuality is a very personable characteristic. As such, one must not disagree with the clock. The time is what the time is, and thus it is, time for a nap.

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