Essential Books Before Going Back To School

Sometimes, the best place to start is from the beginning. Let's accept that everything we think we know is wrong, because given our report card, it's probably true. Now that we've cleaned the slate. Let's load up some smartilce particles.

Ah, the English language. What an absolute cluster f---(we said all ages). Unfortunately, paper companies still haven't adopted spell check into their paper products, so like neandrathals, we need to check our own spelling. That can be tricky when you're trying to craft a sentence with a bunch of silent letters that are shy and don't like to call attention to themselves. Learn the intricacies of the English language with the Worst Alphabet Book Ever.

Seriously, why is there a P in pterodactyl. English wasn't even a language back then. We did this to ourselves.

The titles explains itself. You thought you knew what you know, but in actuality, you don't. What a great feeling. But there's only one direction to go from here, and that's up. Well you could also give up and hit rock bottom, where you live with an undying dread of selfworth and an overwhelming existential crisis, but we like to look on the bright side. Happy reading!

Science is based on experimentation. Experimentation is based on asking the questions everyone else is to afraid or numbskulled to ask. Even your science teacher won't have answers for these. But you will.

Challenge your math teacher the next time she tries to flex her mathematical prowess on you. We bet she doesn't even know one number with 100 000 normal derivatives. Neither do we, but that's besides the point.

Sarcasm is a delicate art. It should not be thrown around with reckless disregard. The next time you want to make a sarcastic comment, make sure you double check this dictionary so that you are employing the correct sarcastic elements.