Moms Who Drink & Swear

Make every morning brew a work of art. No, that doesn't mean you need to learn how to carve coffee foam. Let our favorite art teacher, Mr. Bob Ross, enlighten your day with his happy trees and fluffy clouds and you pour your steaming cup of joe into your new favorite mug. Unfortunately, Bob only arts for those who drink it hot.

First, he taught you how to smoke. Now, he's trying to raise your sodium levels. That guy Popeye never was a great influence but man oh man did he know how to have fun. While modeling your life after Popeye might not be the wisest idea, let the Sailor bring some of his flavor into your kitchen.

Do you have deep, dark, earth-shattering secrets that could change the course of humanity greater than 2020? If so, you'd probably want to invest in a more heavy-duty safe. But if you're just looking to hide some loose change or make it just a little bit harder for your loved one to get to their new jewelry, this puzzle box is exaclty what you need.

You can't fight uncoordinated Foot ninja on an empty stomach. While you can easily have pizza for breakfast, dinner, and lunch, it's not a bad idea to change it up once in a while. Waffles are like the pizza of breakfast. It's the same general shape, you flood it with the sauce of your choice, and top it off with whatever you're craving. Beat that.

Inflatable couches and pull-out sofas aren't really anything to get excited over, on their own, but when they come in one cozy package, it's a whole different story. With a couple of bean bag chairs off to the side, you've pretty much got a full set of laid back furniture for your personal cave. And feet are allowed on these sofas.

Can you prove you are NOT the father? It won't be easy and you won't be able to do it alone. You'll have to win the favor of the audience as you navigate the tricky waters and avoid pulling that fateful card that will damn you for the next 18 years. Tread carefully, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

Cat's are just as much our best friends as our dogs. So much so that you may just find that your feline friend has been copying your style. Or did they just come that way? Was there a subconscious superficial connection when you picked up your kitty because they happened to look like you? This book explores the similarities and they are stark.

Have the Dark Knight help keep you safe on All Hallow's Eve. Rather than risking your life to provide the little minions on your street with sweet treats, set out a bowl of candy under the watchful eye of Batman. No one will dare take more than they are permitted from the Caped Crusader.

Tip his head back and hide your money in the bust of arguably the greatest dramatist of all time. This also happens to be the same bust that Batman hides his secret button inside to unlock the trap door to the Batpoles! If that's still not enough for you, then maybe you're just not meant to be like Batman.