The Infinity Pillow

Christmas time, oh Christmas time, what a time to wear nonsense. Forget that ugly sweater. Suit up and take over the party Stinson-style with this amazingly horrendous selection of Christmas suits. Even grandma wouldn't think of buying you these.

Saddle up, buckaroo, it's going to be a long night. You're the sheriff of this party, and so it's your duty to make sure everyone is absolutely plastered by the time they were supposed to leave town. That also means you're in charge of making sure no one drinks and drives, but you already knew that.

Make every day electric! Make a statement with your facial accessories. Those baby-blue medical masks are effective and all but ouf, what a fashion faux pas. Stand out and then some with these eye-entrancing LED masks that keep you stylishly safe.

The Dark Knight rose 80 years ago, and hasn't so much as took a nap since. Whether you were there to pick up the very first issue of the caped detective or you've just jumped on the bandwagon, there's something in this crate for every fan. And just like the masked man himself, you aren't exactly sure what's inside the box, but that's what makes it exciting.

Punctuality is a very personable characteristic. As such, one must not disagree with the clock. The time is what the time is, and thus it is, time for a nap.

Honesty is a virtue, and honestly, I couldn't pretend to care less about what I "need" to do. Finish that report by 3? Clean the garage? Brush my teeth? Maybe I will, but most likely, meh.

One of the biggest problems with face masks is that you can't show your true emotions. Rather than making grunting sounds to let people know you aren't amused, wear your emotions on your mask.

Beer towers are so last year. Just the idea of having to walk all the way to the table to get a drink is preposterous. Having your barely-legal cousin walk around with a beer backpack, bringing the drinks to wherever you are --now that is the future.

If you thought cancelling Easter was a terrifying, just wait till you see the look on people's faces when you come waltzing around in this big eared bad boy. He might not have Bugs Bunny's charm, but we hear their related...distant relatives.