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Christmas time, oh Christmas time, what a time to wear nonsense. Forget that ugly sweater. Suit up and take over the party Stinson-style with this amazingly horrendous selection of Christmas suits. Even grandma wouldn't think of buying you these.

The Tactical Christmas Stocking is what Santa would own in an alternate universe where he decided to moonlight as a Green Beret. Perfect for the rugged survivalist in your family who's been a good little boy/girl all year. Don't fill it with candy canes if you know what's good for you.

Can you prove you are NOT the father? It won't be easy and you won't be able to do it alone. You'll have to win the favor of the audience as you navigate the tricky waters and avoid pulling that fateful card that will damn you for the next 18 years. Tread carefully, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

Cat's are just as much our best friends as our dogs. So much so that you may just find that your feline friend has been copying your style. Or did they just come that way? Was there a subconscious superficial connection when you picked up your kitty because they happened to look like you? This book explores the similarities and they are stark.

Tip his head back and hide your money in the bust of arguably the greatest dramatist of all time. This also happens to be the same bust that Batman hides his secret button inside to unlock the trap door to the Batpoles! If that's still not enough for you, then maybe you're just not meant to be like Batman.

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You've tried regular tag, you've tried laser tag. You've tried variations of regular tag and you've kid yourself by trying paintball. Well, there's one more fun game that you've yet to try and it hurts a heck of a lot let than paintball, but still hold some of the thrill. Suit and prepare for an epic aquatic duel!

This is one of those times where you seriously question why you ever settled for anything less. Tongs are great are holding things but ruin any soft meats. Spatulas are perfect for flipping burgers but good like trying to hold anything with it. Ladies and gentleman, may I reduce the clutter in your condensed kitchens with this: the spatula tong.