Doody Head

Can you prove you are NOT the father? It won't be easy and you won't be able to do it alone. You'll have to win the favor of the audience as you navigate the tricky waters and avoid pulling that fateful card that will damn you for the next 18 years. Tread carefully, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

Cat's are just as much our best friends as our dogs. So much so that you may just find that your feline friend has been copying your style. Or did they just come that way? Was there a subconscious superficial connection when you picked up your kitty because they happened to look like you? This book explores the similarities and they are stark.

The unofficial mascot of 2020.

Wearing underwear every day causing you unwanted stress? We understand; those sweaty summer days can really get to ya. How nice it would be to let the air flow freely through the nether regions. But what happens when you urgently realize you need a pair of tidy widdies? You break open a box of emergency underpants.

The odds of you having to take a shot are certain, but which shot you take has yet to be determined. Are you willing to play the odds and drop the coin? Drop wisely.

Leave your money lying around at your own risk. Rumor has it, there's a little panda bear that lives inside the box and he has quite the penchant for loose change. If you're patient enough, you might just catch him quickly coming up out of the box and snatching your loot.

They say you're fives time's more likely to be struck by lightning than win the lottery. Heck, there's even more of a chance you could date a supermodel compared to winning the lottery. So really, what does your next target have to lose when you hand these fake lottery tickets. If anything, at least everyone win's a nice laugh.

So you think you're a Sherlock Holmes type, eh? Think you got what it takes to solve a murder on a consistent basis without losing that dashing charm? Well now's your chance to prove it, with a monthly subscription box that send you a new murder mystery that is sure to put your ego, and your sanity, to the test.

Does it get any better than this? A cat themed monopoly game? Instead of buying property, you buy your favorite cats! If anyone gets in my way, I'll unleash my claws on you. This might turn out to be more rowdy than regular monopoly but I don't care. Now gimme my kittys!