It's Not Too Late To Grab A Last-Minute Valentine's Day Gift

It doesn't get much easier than this. The King has already laid the groundwork to make this tune one of the most iconic love songs of our time. Wrapped up in a cute little engraved wooden box; it's just the added sprinkles that makes this sundae a special. "Honey, there's nothing much I can say. I just can't help falling in love with you." Of course, if you can sign, we highly recommend you do that in accompaniment to the tune.

This is how you steer into the slide. Odds are, your partner is expecting you to disappoint. Instead of racking your brain trying to avoid your imminent failure, seize the opportunity. Everyone knows love coupons are one of, if not, the most sleazy gifts one could give, especially on a day like Valentine's Day. But wait, these aren't your regular gym-class-hero vouchers. Your partners immediate repulsive reaction will slowly diminish as they read the little cards and come to realize there's more to these than just meets the eye.

What's more romantic than a hiding a hand-written love letter inside a sealed cryptex that can only be opened by a secret password. Mystery breeds romance, my friend. Now all you need to do is create a super sappy password and you are as golden as the gold earrings you should have bought instead.

Also, don't forget to put the note inside before you lock it.

No, they don't need to be a math nerd for this to work. Quite the contrary, actually. All you need is the swagger of a smooth criminal. "I was trying to figure out how much I loved you but there was no number large enough." If that doesn't get you a semi-hidden smile and an adoring eye-roll, we quit.

This one is a little extreme but that might just be what you need to dig yourself out of this hole. The bracelets let you send loving vibrations to one another via Bluetooth and an app. You can leave out all the technical details when you actually give the gift. All you need to say is, "sometimes when we're away from each other, I want nothing more than to feel your touch. This will never be close but it still keeps me closer to you."

I think I just had a baby barf...perfect.